When you’re reading smut and you just can’t figure out the positioning in your head.

That position is impossible!
He could not reach that from there!
How long is her neck!?
Honestly, his arms must be longer than broomsticks! 

that awkward moment when you’re reading DraMione smut and then your parents sat beside you.

weshipdramione:

while reading:

now: YOU ARE SEEING NOTHING, MUM.

Oh wow, after reading “Playing with a dragons fire.” which is an amazing fic but completely crushed my walls and made me sob like I haven’t in months. Infact the last time I cried that strong was over Broken, another amazing fic. I’m thinking of re-reading Finders because I know it’s utterly hilarious at some parts. If you have any Dramione fanfiction that has some funny bits in please let me know, completed fics please. :}

p.s If you want to read “Playing with a dragons fire.” send your email to Senja.
Be sure to make it so it’s like dramioneshipperAThotmailDOTcoDOTuk or whatever.
:)  

Sometimes when I read a Dramione fanfiction and either Draco or Hermione are with someone else or having feelings for someone else, I just hope that that someone dies very soon.

mrsronaldbiliusweasley:

In the present case that someone would be Oliver Wood.

I’m horrible, but

Are you reading the one where Blaise and Draco and Oliver and some other guy from France are after Hermione? And she has a stalker?!